|Date joined 2010-04-12 15:25:12
|Last online 2010--0-4- 24: 0:3:04
|Rating 5.2 (134 votes)
|What turns you off? Fatties|
|What is your favorite color? Gray|
|Strangest place you have ever kissed someone? Armpit.
Wait. Does asshole count?
Because I've given rim jobs.|
|What would you do for $100 million? Show me the money, then we'll talk limits.|
|Country United States|
|Marital status Dating|
|Describe yourself Nerdy computer gamer chef and wine enthusiast with a sex addiction and a thing for drinking blood
I hate pretzels.
|What turns you on? Tall, lithe women that can bend in interesting ways. I like girls that want to be taught something.
I get really turned on when my girlfriend cums so hard she blacks out.
Sometimes when I look at the price of electronics components, I get wood.
I like sinking my teeth into soft flesh in the final, shining moments of coitus to send the message that you were, and always will be, prey to me. I found you, hooked you, ate you, fucked you, and ate you again.
Now get out. It's your friend's turn.|
|What is your favorite animal? Jaguar|
|What is your hidden talent? All of my talents are right there in the open.|
|What irritates you? lolcats|
|If you had three wishes what would they be? Blood, Sex, and Booze|
|How would your friends describe you? I'm that guy that your parents warned you about. I'm the cutting phrase on the edge of your tongue that you're too much of a pussy to give life to. I fucked your sister, I'm scheming on your mom, and if you're cute I'd probably fuck you too.
I will kill your family.
I will cook you dinner.